Watching the episode of Friends where Rachel gives birth. Cynical enough to say:

1) If you're at 3, you're going home. That's not active labor. You're not sitting on deck. Go HOME!

2) Pitocin? ROM? C'mon. This is TORTURE.

3) Your OB didn't know she was breech? WHAT?

4) A breech delivery is not THAT fast. Geez.

5) She didn't even clamp the cord!