12.24.2018
Christmas Eve: Closing charts and singing Club Can't Handle Me loudly and badly in the empty office.
8.18.2013
Your words stun, slay, and humble me. I've fallen so hard for you. And it makes you believe in destiny and fate.
5.04.2013
10.18.2012
8.15.2012
Watching the episode of Friends where Rachel gives birth. Cynical enough to say:
1) If you're at 3, you're going home. That's not active labor. You're not sitting on deck. Go HOME!
2) Pitocin? ROM? C'mon. This is TORTURE.
3) Your OB didn't know she was breech? WHAT?
4) A breech delivery is not THAT fast. Geez.
5) She didn't even clamp the cord!
7.05.2012
7.03.2012
6.08.2012
5.20.2012
Irony: The head of this social media networking group just tweeted that he lost all of his contacts' information.
5.04.2012
5.10.2010
7.29.2009
7.23.2009
Do I drive you as crazy as you to me? This is all a bad idea, but I'm willing to take it if you are.
6.28.2009
6.18.2009
After almost a year of thinking that I just needed to keep my close friends and to find new ones, I am humbled to realize that my other friends are super spectacular just the way they are. Thank you for loving me despite my identity crisis.
6.12.2009
5.23.2009
"I risk your incomprehension when I speak to you of matters of my heart. Whenever you respond to me with disinterest or incomprehension, or respond with a socially acceptable triviality, or change the subject quickly...I know at some level that you choose not to know me, and I die a little." - Anonymous